An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
Genius.
(Source: catalogosphere, via mjamonster)
Pati ako nahawa na sa kacheesyhan ni @mynameistimm
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ME (to Papa): Pa, tenk you sa load! :D
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PAPA: Ha? Di naman kita ni-loadan, e. Ikaw, ha. May boypren ka nang nag-loload sa'yo.
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M: HA? E ikaw lang naman ang boypren ko, e.
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I love my dad so much <3
THIS. There are so many posts about mother, that there are never enough post about fathers. I LOVE YOU DADDY :D
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awwww, yeah actually i also dont like people saying THAT PHRASE..plastik..
panalo ang banat ni tatay!
This is my first time to reblog this! THANK YOU GUYS :)
Tarayyy.
(Source: 1000notes.com, via kylaloveseventysix)
REBLOG if you love your dad , no matter what :’)
<3
<3
HELL YEAH
even though im super pissed off because of him right know.
(via louielove)
Your little girl has grown up daddy. She lies to you about not having a boyfriend, her virgin lips are inexistent, and her clothes no longer hang below her knees. She wears makeup , she knows how to doll herself up , and she has an interest for men. However, Daddy, the only man she will forever love the most is you. She may have a million men who steal and break her heart, but you are the only one who can give your blessings and allow the right gentlemen to take your place as the new protector of the heart. I love you Daddy, signed your daughter.
(via nkbrj, xalyssarenae)
:’)
“and her clothes no longer hang below her knees.” YES, DAD. I’m 5 foot 6 inches, for the love of God! It’s not like all the girls are the same height as I do!
Di pa rin ako maka-get over noong nakita ko ‘yung convoy nila Noynoy and PGMA na dumaan sa harap ng bahay namin.
HIHIHI. SORRY NAMAAAAAAN. Minsan lang mangyari ‘yun noh! :)) And dumaan siya sa bahay nang dalawang beses, mehn. And Dad was literally running for the door just to see ‘em! (iika-ika pa naman din yun maglakad so, imagine-in nyo na lang!)
Anyway! I hope P-Noy would perform his promises for the next 6 years of being the president. :)
